50 People Who Paid A Ton Of Money For Something And Pretty Much Immediately Regretted It

1.
The person who is about to be the first settler in the new city of Atlantis:

2.
The person who did what they had to do when they saw a cockroach:

3.
The person who had a big ol’ fruit come crashing down into their life:

4.
The person whose keyboard is a little bit tipsy:

5.
The person who just cooked up some delicious BBQ house:

6.
The person who only buys the finest chew toys for their dog:

7.
The person who enjoyed the sweet smells of eau de melting Samsung:

8.
The person who gave their car a fresh new paint job:

9.
The person who really should not have debt:

10.
The person who harnessed the power of the sun for maximum destruction:

11.
The person who quite literally annihilated their money:

12.
The person who will be picking pieces of this steak out of their teeth for days, I’m sure:

13.
The person who has dang Niagara Falls in their living room:

14.
The person whose underwater case ended up being very, very literal:

15.
The person who gave their phone a nice, fresh, new haircut:

16.
The person who witnessed the very first hole-in-driver-side-mirror:

17.
The person whose musical tastes are a bit askew:

18.
The person who has a nice, rugged knife now:

19.
The person who got to stay in a 4-star hotel room that definitely isn’t haunted by malicious spirits:

20.
The person whose poor tire got plier’d:

21.
The person whose laptop lost the fight between it and a staple:

22.
The person who will forever taste plastic goop every time they cook:

23.
The person who had their clothes absolutely destroyed:

24.
The person who got a pizza FOR ANTS:

25.
The person who should maybe just think of their broken crystal frame as a very expensive glass LEGO set:

26.
The person who might be hearing music a bit more on the left side:

27.
The person who can never, ever set foot in this building again:

28.
The person who got a smoothie for HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ANTS:

29.
The person who paid a little extra just to use the greatest gift of all — their imagination:

30.
The person who is either 7’9″ or got a chicken wing FOR ANTS:

32.
The person whose washing machine apparently spontaneously combusted:

34.
The person whose cat was kind enough to share all about their expensive noise canceling headphones:

36.
The person kind enough to let their computer get a little air:

37.
The person who might just want to walk out the back door never to return to their job:

38.
The person who I’m sure loves their dog very much:

39.
The person who probably wishes they had a slightly bigger garage:

40.
The person who I’m sure also loves their dog very much:

41.
The person who will be enjoying a plate of toasted iPhone:

42.
The person who I’m sure loves their toddler very much:

43.
The person who is about to go Scuba Grillin’:

44.
The person who might want to throw on a few extra layers:

45.
The person who was lucky enough to find their lost ring:

46.
The person who has a nice, rugged phone now:

47.
The person who fell with the force of a thousand suns:

48.
The person who will now be running water experiments for the foreseeable future:

49.
The person who just found out how magnetism works:

If you’re feeling bad or regretful about a purchase you just made or some money you lost, just remember…

1. The person who is about to be the first settler in the new city of Atlantis:

2. The person who did what they had to do when they saw a cockroach:

3. The person who had a big ol’ fruit come crashing down into their life:

4. The person whose keyboard is a little bit tipsy:

5. The person who just cooked up some delicious BBQ house:

6. The person who only buys the finest chew toys for their dog:

7. The person who enjoyed the sweet smells of eau de melting Samsung:

8. The person who gave their car a fresh new paint job:

9. The person who really should not have debt:

10. The person who harnessed the power of the sun for maximum destruction:

11. The person who quite literally annihilated their money:

12. The person who will be picking pieces of this steak out of their teeth for days, I’m sure:

13. The person who has dang Niagara Falls in their living room:

14. The person whose underwater case ended up being very, very literal:

15. The person who gave their phone a nice, fresh, new haircut:

16. The person who witnessed the very first hole-in-driver-side-mirror:

17. The person whose musical tastes are a bit askew:

18. The person who has a nice, rugged knife now:

19. The person who got to stay in a 4-star hotel room that definitely isn’t haunted by malicious spirits:

20. The person whose poor tire got plier’d:

21. The person whose laptop lost the fight between it and a staple:

22. The person who will forever taste plastic goop every time they cook:

23. The person who had their clothes absolutely destroyed:

24. The person who got a pizza FOR ANTS:

25. The person who should maybe just think of their broken crystal frame as a very expensive glass LEGO set:

26. The person who might be hearing music a bit more on the left side:

27. The person who can never, ever set foot in this building again:

28. The person who got a smoothie for HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ANTS:

29. The person who paid a little extra just to use the greatest gift of all — their imagination:

30. The person who is either 7’9″ or got a chicken wing FOR ANTS:

31. The person who had to let their guitar breathe a bit:

32. The person whose washing machine apparently spontaneously combusted:

33. The person who learned life’s most important lesson the hard way:

34. The person whose cat was kind enough to share all about their expensive noise canceling headphones:

35. The person who will be enjoying a plate of melted controller:

36. The person kind enough to let their computer get a little air:

37. The person who might just want to walk out the back door never to return to their job:

38. The person who I’m sure loves their dog very much:

39. The person who probably wishes they had a slightly bigger garage:

40. The person who I’m sure also loves their dog very much:

41. The person who will be enjoying a plate of toasted iPhone:

42. The person who I’m sure loves their toddler very much:

43. The person who is about to go Scuba Grillin’:

44. The person who might want to throw on a few extra layers:

45. The person who was lucky enough to find their lost ring:

46. The person who has a nice, rugged phone now:

47. The person who fell with the force of a thousand suns:

48. The person who will now be running water experiments for the foreseeable future:

49. The person who just found out how magnetism works:

50. And the person who was defeated by a grain of rice:

1.
The person who is about to be the first settler in the new city of Atlantis:

2.
The person who did what they had to do when they saw a cockroach:

3.
The person who had a big ol’ fruit come crashing down into their life:

4.
The person whose keyboard is a little bit tipsy:

5.
The person who just cooked up some delicious BBQ house:

6.
The person who only buys the finest chew toys for their dog:

7.
The person who enjoyed the sweet smells of eau de melting Samsung:

8.
The person who gave their car a fresh new paint job:

9.
The person who really should not have debt:

10.
The person who harnessed the power of the sun for maximum destruction:

11.
The person who quite literally annihilated their money:

12.
The person who will be picking pieces of this steak out of their teeth for days, I’m sure:

13.
The person who has dang Niagara Falls in their living room:

14.
The person whose underwater case ended up being very, very literal:

15.
The person who gave their phone a nice, fresh, new haircut:

16.
The person who witnessed the very first hole-in-driver-side-mirror:

17.
The person whose musical tastes are a bit askew:

18.
The person who has a nice, rugged knife now:

19.
The person who got to stay in a 4-star hotel room that definitely isn’t haunted by malicious spirits:

20.
The person whose poor tire got plier’d:

21.
The person whose laptop lost the fight between it and a staple:

22.
The person who will forever taste plastic goop every time they cook:

23.
The person who had their clothes absolutely destroyed:

24.
The person who got a pizza FOR ANTS:

25.
The person who should maybe just think of their broken crystal frame as a very expensive glass LEGO set:

26.
The person who might be hearing music a bit more on the left side:

27.
The person who can never, ever set foot in this building again:

28.
The person who got a smoothie for HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ANTS:

29.
The person who paid a little extra just to use the greatest gift of all — their imagination:

30.
The person who is either 7’9″ or got a chicken wing FOR ANTS:

31.

The person who had to let their guitar breathe a bit:

32.
The person whose washing machine apparently spontaneously combusted:

33.

The person who learned life’s most important lesson the hard way:

34.
The person whose cat was kind enough to share all about their expensive noise canceling headphones:

35.

The person who will be enjoying a plate of melted controller:

36.
The person kind enough to let their computer get a little air:

37.
The person who might just want to walk out the back door never to return to their job:

38.
The person who I’m sure loves their dog very much:

39.
The person who probably wishes they had a slightly bigger garage:

40.
The person who I’m sure also loves their dog very much:

41.
The person who will be enjoying a plate of toasted iPhone:

42.
The person who I’m sure loves their toddler very much:

43.
The person who is about to go Scuba Grillin’:

44.
The person who might want to throw on a few extra layers:

45.
The person who was lucky enough to find their lost ring:

46.
The person who has a nice, rugged phone now:

47.
The person who fell with the force of a thousand suns:

48.
The person who will now be running water experiments for the foreseeable future:

49.
The person who just found out how magnetism works:

50.

And the person who was defeated by a grain of rice: